Home of The Original "A Canterbury Feast!"
"The Wedding and Wake of the Darkashians"
Till Death Do Us Part.... R.I.P.
Hysterical
Interactive Fun!
written by David W. Mitchell, Adele Crotty, & Paul Urbanowicz
Starring
Barry McAndrew, Carrie Smith, , David Durst, Amanda Stevenson, Teri Zalewski,
Rob Mellesh, Greg Hill, & Zach Work
February 4 - March 3
Kyle LeBouf, the famous wedding planner, is about to unveil his most fabulous event ever:
The Wedding of Cole Digger, A once-famous football star
to Donna Marie Darkashian, the very pregnant daughter of famous Mob Attorney
"Mik"
Tragedy strikes when "Mik" is murdered before he can even give the bride away!
Donna Marie insists her father's murder be solved and he be put to rest before
she can marry or have their baby!
A zany murder mystery spoof unravels as the wedding party tries to find the culprit:
Was it the Mother of the Bride? The maid of honor? The best man?
...or the bride and groom themselves?
The hilarity continues with a combination wedding and wake ceremony, the likes of which you have never seen onstage!
Hopefully this Darkashian Wedding will last more than 72 days!
Hysterical interactive fun!
Special menus (Diabetic / Vegetarian/ No Gluten) are available if notified in ADVANCE!
Call the box office at 814-864-2022
FEBRUARY 11, 12, 17, 18, 24, 25, 26 MARCH 2, 3
Doors Open: Fridays at 7 PM * Saturdays at 5:30 PM * Sundays at 2:30 PM
Sex
Please, We're Sixty!
A Hilarious "Golden Girls" Style Comedy
March 13 - April 1
Ms. Stancliffe owns a successful
Bed & Breakfast for female guests.
Her neighbor, Bud “The Stud” Davis believes they come for romantic liaisons with him.
Henry, a
retired chemist, has Been Proposing to Ms Stancliffe every
day for 20 years to no avail. To help win her affections, he
has developed a pill called "Venusia", after Venus, The
Goddess of Love, to increase the libido of menopausal women.
Bud gets his hands on some of the Venusia pills
and
attempts to entertain the three women guests!
For revenge, the women exchange Bud’s Viagra with the
Venusia, and we discover it gives men the symptoms of
menopausal women,
complete
with hot flashes, mood swings, weeping and irritability!
MARCH 13, 14, 17, 18, 25, 27, 28, 31, APRIL 1
Doors Open:
Fridays at 7 PM Saturdays at 5:30 PM Sundays at 2:30 PM
Tues & Wed at Noon
