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Suitehearts

a comedy by Billy Van Zandt, Jane Milmore

Directed by David W. Mitchell

A young couple from Pennsylvania checks into a posh New York hotel to fill their weekend with bliss, only to have it filled with strangers.

Timothy and his wife have inadvertently booked the same honeymoon suite as Frankie and Wanda, an older couple from New Jersey. After they scuffle over the accommodations, no one is where or with whom they should be.

Filled with sight gags and one-liners, this play broke the house records at New Jersey's Dam Site Dinner Theater.

During the course of the evening, Timothy grows into a man, Elizabeth learns about trust, Frankie learns to respect women and Wanda learns to respect herself.

“Enough one-liners to keep an orchestra of rim shot artists busy!” - The Daily Register

“Suitehearts finds love and abundant laughter!” - Worcester Telegram and Gazette

Homemade Vegetable Soup * Tossed Salad & Bread * Chicken Marsala

Italian Sausage with Peppers & Onions * Buttered Noodles * Prince Edward Vegetables

Tiramisu Cake

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To ensure the safety of our customers, we have discontinued gluten-free meals.

Vegetarian meals are available if notified at least 72 hours in advance.

Wheelchair Accessible seating is available, call the box office at 814-864-2022 or BEFORE you purchase of your e-ticket to ensure we have availability in the accessible area.

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